The Race to "The Red House"

As NASA bites its nails during the touchdown of the Perseverance rover, take a look at the past, present and the future of the race to Mars without using any scientific words and terrifying numbers.(Humor Alert)

Ever since the historic event of the moon landing happened (or just filmed). We have asked ourselves, ”what’s next on the list for fresh destruction?”…..I mean the next big thing to achieve. It’s a no-brainer that we chose Mars for it being in red color. After all, we can't get over red roses, red Santa Claus, and the red-colored food brands!

Since then several missions from the early flybys to orbiters and landers to rovers, NASA and its cousins around the world have tried their hand racing towards the new Red House. But this came at a cost, whenever the mission was successful, we looked down at it as a small step, but when it failed, we dubbed it as a giant leap…...in the wrong direction. Hmm…..theory of flat earth is easier to believe than Murphy’s law.

We couldn’t help but blame the scientists for burning billions of dollars beneath the rockets. But they counter-attacked us by calling on a conference with their high profile colleagues, and the result was “Name the Rover”, thus leaving us with no time at questioning their actions. SCIENTISTS, they are!

But not all were against mars, for instance, the plus-sized. They are already dreaming of having French fries all day and still manage to weigh under 100!

FYI, Mars One has already planned the FYRE festival on mars.

As the support increases about making mankind multi-planetary so does the number of people who want to drive us to mars. One of those is Elon Musk. Musk is in such a great hurry to take you to mars( whether you want to or not) that he accidentally named his baby boy by the name of his future space vehicle, XAA-X11, no XAEA-X11, sorry, I give up!

Well speaking about the data that we received from the previous missions, I mean that’s immense. One of the most important one of them states that Mars was once "warm and wet" and overtime turned "dry and cold". Sounds much like relationships. Isn’t? Maybe Richard Branson should consider renaming his new mars venture.

But given the fact that the resources on earth are depleting especially pure drinking water and on the other hand, researches confirming the presence of the potential source of water on mars from which the inevitable Coke is prepared, it is a lifesaver for the existence of the human species.

Jokes apart, the most encouraging decision from NASA is that it would be a woman to be stepping on the Red House for the first time. Something that Americans, through the course of their history have never done to their White House!