Why is Jeff (who) Bezos going to Space?

The Space Race has just spiced up. So are the memes on the internet about the fight between the billionaire space dreamers. Therefore I have decided to do my part and make you know, "Why Bezos is going to space (or orbit)?". A #firstdraft. So, please bear.

ps: Don’t use this as evidence to sue him as this might not be entirely true contrary to what it looks like.

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Gone are those days, when the billionaires used to solve real-life problems like revolutionizing blood testing mechanism or manufacturing vehicles with zero emissions. At present they are all in a race to space. They are in such haste that they forgot to put their racing shoes on.

Jeff Bezos, one of the 20 million people who lost their jobs in the US during the pandemic, is flying to space this Tuesday. This comes just days after another billionaire, Richard Branson visited the mesosphere (or in other words, Branson out-ran Bezos by a couple of days).

The internet certainly didn’t approve of this idea of Bezos going to space (or to return back to earth). More than 100k people have signed an online petition to not allow him back to earth.

Come on guys, give him some respect. After all, he is single-handedly saving the planet. Think of all the great works he did, like naming his e-commerce as Amazon to save trees, naming his rocket company as Blue Origin to protect the oceans, and also calling the virtual AI assistant as Alexa to promote girl child education.

But, here's shocking news. A seat alongside Bezos to space was auctioned for a record $28M. Really? $28M for seeing the Statue of Liberty upside down in a swimsuit? Or the Burj Khalifa from the 90th floor in mid-air?

Ever since Branson had safely returned home, he started binge tweeting and spamming my timeline with his space videos.

But this blog post is not about Branson or his tweets. This is about Bezos going to space, and to tell you that the reason for it is far deeper and hidden, you didn’t know.

For a starter, it might look like he is going on to deliver a flashlight to an astronaut in space. That’s not true!

So, let's unravel the mystery of why Jeff Bezos is going to space. Let's decode……

Billionaires have been sending the warning signals for a while now. Maybe the world is in danger?

Firstly, Apple Cook is about to launch a new iPhone series, but it's 13.

Jack Dorsey updated Twitter with a new audio chat feature, but it was Spaces.

Videos of Mark Zuckerberg had surfaced on the internet, but of shooting arrows and throwing spears.

But the most worrying sign didn’t come from tech, but football. Messi won a trophy for Argentina and you wouldn’t get better evidence than that for the bad to happen.

Connecting the dots, it's clear that sooner or later aliens are coming to attack us and capture the earth, and Jeff Bezos, in an attempt to save his wealth is flying to space. Given that UFOs have started showing up selectively to the US navy once again, it only strengthens the case.

Don’t believe this version? Well, I have got another possible explanation on why Bezos is going to space.

A source says that Bezos and Elon Musk had a confidential chat the night before the space trip was planned. The much reliable source also revealed an exchange in which Bezos reportedly asked Elon about how he got his hair back. To which he replied that it was a certain kind of fiber mined from the asteroids.

***Source: ‘Dude, trust me.’

And yes! I have just figured out the secret. Bezos is on a mission to bring some asteroids and mine the special fiber to have it as his hair. Whether he wants you to know or not( or even if he doesn’t know it either), this is the truth and It must be known to everybody. So, kindly share this blog with everyone you care about.

(Anyway, so, aliens are not coming yet and even the memes on Bezos after having hair are going to be missed)

Hmm....Okay, for whatever reasons, Virgin has been to space, soon to be followed by SpaceX (since Elon bought a ticket). And now Bezos is going with a censored rocket. Hope it's all for good and it doesn’t give birth to already overflowing problems on earth.

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